problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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