Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
then he tried to convert me to islam
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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