Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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