He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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