how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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