At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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