Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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