So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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