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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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