It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ugly people sure do ruin things
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
