Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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