I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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