There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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