I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize