Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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