How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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