I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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