just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
