you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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