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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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