I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
its liver damage thursday
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