If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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