On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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