I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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