Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
