talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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