there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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