No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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