yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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