I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
