I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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