She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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