I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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