you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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