Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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