You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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