fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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