end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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