remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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