i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she told me i tasted like america
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Randomize
