So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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