Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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