..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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