laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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