she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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