me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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