Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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