That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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