I don't usually arrange sex via text message
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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