69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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