Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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