Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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