didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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